mary totally came up with all of these, i contributed the spray paint fumes
I’M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
(Source: shinjaninja, via thankyouforshouting)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(via nuck-n-futs)
Some people should just go away forever. I am one of those people.
Uh, that’s a negative.
Wromgb
shhh
what are you trying to show with this?
Shhhh she did a good job.
Nate understands me.
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
(via demontadark)
when you think someone you like is flirting with you but they’re just being nice
(via mghtymth)
I will only be on my mobile Tumblr app until Monday. You will see posts from me though, and if you’re going to AB, keep an eye out for me and come say hi! I’d love to meet some of my followers. (:
lookatallthishitinevergetdone:
Every fandom ever
This gets better the longer you watch
Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.
And in that moment, I swear we were all Ted.
(via joanegbert)
I just had a peanut butter & banana sandwich with a 16oz Red Bull for breakfast.
and then john starts singing “i can show you the world”
(Source: , via sexytimeshomestuck)